- Sch-going kids (I can't imagine adults doing dis!) - If ur blardy mobile fone has mp3 function, stuff ur ears wif the earpiece (I'm sure it comes wif d fone!)...dun play ur mp3 in public!! I don't enjoy ur blardy chinese or indonesian/malay song!! (Haan, if it was hindi song, I may - just may - sing along!).
*1st of all, these sch-going kids shldn't be carrying a hp, but now dat dey r, simple fone is insufficient, muz be so hi-tech & den cause nuisance in public!!*
- Stupid arseholes - If der's some1 in front of u, y dya tap ur card wen it's not ur turn 2 pass!! Use ur brain & stop being a typical s'porean (kiasu!). This applies in the bus too!! If u try 2 tap urs while the 1 in front of u who's abt 2 alight is already waiting 2 tap, u'll cause some machine error & either 1 of the cards left untapped, resulting in everybody's time delayed!! Do dat 2 me agn & I hope u'll fall dwn the bus steps so I can step on u like a plank & hav a wonderful day ahead!!
- Boys (& some boy-wannabe gals!) - The bus lane railings r 4 ppl 2b in queue, it's not 4u 2 sit & put ur dirty shoes all over the railings!! And by sitting der, ur blardy ass is causing the lane 2 get so narrow, ppl wil sprain their waist trying 2 manouver sideways & walk like a crab!!
- Unhygienic & disgusting species - Pls blow ur nose or clear ur phlegm or dig ur nose in the toilet!!! Oh...and pls cover ur mouth wen coughing & sneezing!!! Do it nxt 2 me or behind me agn w/o covering ur mouth, I swear I'll suck out all the phlegm from my lungs & spit it on ur face (dis I learn from my guru - Jim Carrey aka Ace Ventura Pet Detective)!!
- Kiasu S'poreans - Dun show urself so obviously by running out of MRT doors 2b d 1st 2 get 2 the escalator. If u r in a hurry 2 get dwn d escalator, everybody els is not in less hurry, dey're juz more civilized & care 4 safety!!!
- No brainers - Those ppl @ MRT platform standing behind the angular yellow line wif arrow marking r not models posing how 2 stand bhind d yellow line. They're queueing!!! So if u're not in dat queue, who tol u u can juz barge in wen the MRT door opens?!
- Language idiots - Despite the reminders in 4 languages, u still dun understand rite? PLS GIVE WAY TO ALIGHTING PASSENGERS!!!! If u miss the train, u'll get another 1 to bring u 2 ur destination. If alighting passengers dun get 2 come out, dey'll miss their destination despite having reached!!
Want some more? I sure can go on...
3 comments:
DATE: 04/10/2006 12:25:48 AM
Hahaha... seems somebody had a bad day huh. anyway i fully agree with everything tat u said. its damn true!!!
DATE: 04/10/2006 12:58:05 AM
walou i take the train every morning...but i found a solution... i m always late for work..hehe so tat i dont have to face the early morning uncivilized human race of a demented toad..wat keeps me pondering is:- wat blardy goes on in their shitty mind... where r their senses... oh well..
DATE: 04/10/2006 09:36:57 AM
Gd guess Tehzeeb! *winkz*
Nikky - These doesn't happen only during peak hrs...it happens even during off-peak. That's wat puzzles me, no crowd oso still rush...CREATURES OF HABIT!
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