My 30 Wishes

I was greeted by this in my inbox when I came to work this morning...an email from Liyah...the following picture & message on a blue b/ground:                                                    

Happy Birthday To  You
Happy Birthday  To You
Happy Birthday To Sharbina aka Madhuri
Happy Birthday To You!!!


I know I am a day late to wish you but I know that you got a big heart to forgive this friend and I sincerely wish you lots of happiness and good health all ur life....plus extra duas :D

Now think that you just turned 6 yrs old and blow the candles...don't forget to make as many as 30 wishes before you blow them :)

Your friend for life

Waah...kya baat hai!!  Such a sweet message, making me imagine I just turned 6 & then...nicely remind me of my age!!!  So, I thought I shld let her know my 30 wishes:

1. Granny cured of her kidney failure & freed from her ordeal of dialysis treatment;

2. The skin problem on my face (majorly my nose!) cured wen I wake up tomoro morning;

3. A cute newborn baby girl in front of my doorstep wen I come home tomoro evening;

4. A suitcase filled wif S$1mill on top of my car the nxt time I walk 2 my car 2 go 2 work (wen I find it, there btr be no 1 arnd the carpark!);

5. World peace (nope, not pretending 2b in a beauty pageant!)...really NO WAR so there'll b no damage 2 lives, property & nature;

6. A promotion @ work wif triple raise in salary;

7. All the ppl I detest @ work/airport disappearing from the face of this earth;

8. All dogs disappearing form the face of this earth;

9. All lizards disappearing from the face of this earth;

10. Aishwarya Rai disappearing form the face of this earth;

11. Abhishek Bachchan opening his heart 2 Islam & converting;

12. Abhishek coming 2 S'pore 2 find LOVE (juz like wat Hrithik did in KRRISH);

13. Bumping into Abhishek in the airport...mayb in the Electronic shop in Terminal 2 while doing my rounds;

14. Abhishek seeing me & taking a 2nd look;

15. Abhishek stealing glances @ me on the pretext of looking arnd 4 some electronic gadget;

16. Abhishek trailing me after I leave the shop & head to Terminal 1;

17. Abhishek approaching me & giving me a lame pick-up line like "have we met b4?" (to which I can give an equally lame ans "yeah, in my dream"!!);

18. Abhishek asking 4 my mobile no. & immediately giving me a missed call on my mobile;

19. Abhishek proposing marriage 2 me (to which I say "yes" after playing hard-2-get 4 abt a wk!!);

20. My Hyundai Accent changes into a sporty blue Hyundai Coupe fitted wif a hidden security camera which records wen sensing an impact on the car (watch out u hitters-n-runners, ur gd times are abt 2b over!!);

21. Having a fully-sponsored wedding (to Abhishek of coz!);

22. Having a fully-furnished brand new 4-rm flat in Tampines (paid in full, no loans!!);

23. Soccer no longer existing (so that all my dear ones get enuf sleep!! Aww, I lurve them so very much I can't bear see them burn midnight oils juz 2 watch some silly men fighting over 1 ball!);

24. Oh how can I 4get...I want that bastard (only I know who!) dead!!;

25. Victory for "Princess" (wldn't mind the ones making life difficult 4 her 2b dead too!);

26. The idiots making "Sunshine's" life difficult...2b dead also;

27. Gifted with fluency in Arabic, Tamil, Chinese, French & Spanish!;

28. Getting an offer from a recording co. to train in singing & cut a Hindi album;

29. Shahrukh (wldn't mind Hrithik too!) retiring from the industry (so no more seeing him monopolize the awards!);

30. Die in Iman & go straight to Jannah (oh, I wish the same for all my loved ones too so I get 2 see them there)!!;

Too much to ask for?!?! Thanks Liyah...for granting me 30 wishes!!! Heehee...As a gesture of my thanks...I shall go find the lyrics of Tum Agar Samne (RAAZ) & translate it 4u!!