Tuesday, May 30, 2006

I missed Desperate Housewives...

...for the dunno how many times since the latest season started this yr!!!  When it just started, I used to miss it every Mon @ 10pm as I wasn't used to tuning in to Ch 5.  After 4 episodes, I finally got the hang of it...but today, once agn, I 4got!!  All bcoz I got bz watching Neal 'n' Nikki...continuing where I stopped halfway this morning @ 3am (yeah, I was watching Neal 'n' Nikki from abt 2am till I gave up @ 3am!!)


Lord, it's so crap...no no it's not crap...it's trash!!  What movie is this: A guy (Neal) has his marriage arranged by his parents to a conservative punjabi gal (Sweety).  21 days b4 his wedding, he sought permission from his Dad to go to Vancouver to enjoy life b4 getting hooked for life.  Off he went to Vancouver to sleep with 21 girls in 21 days.  But his ploy kept getting spoilt the moment a "crazy" gal (Nikki) came into his life.  Cut story short, eventually, he even slept with Nikki...& realised that Nikki is the ONE for him (vice versa for Nikki).  But back in his hometown, his marriage is fixed remember...so...surprise surprise, Sweety happens to be Nikki's cousin!! So now it's up to Neal whether he wants to marry Sweety or Nikki.  Of coz, hindi movie...happy ending la.  Really this skin-show, kissing & sleeping arnd is too much for me to digest in a fun-filled hindi movie.  Damn!!  What's wrong with Yash Chopra's kids?!?!  Since Dhoom, the liberal-ness in their movies have gotten from bad to worse.  And Salaam Namaste & Neal 'n' Nikki is really THE LIMIT (but I can't deny that their songs & the 5-min appearances by Abhishek in the movies that he's not playing the lead, are THE BEST!!!)


Where was I actually?!  Oh...ya...Desperate Housewives...hehe...yeah, so as I was saying...I think just like I need to set a reminder alarm on my hp for Sat's hindi movie on Central @ 4pm, which I cld nvr remember, I think I need to do another reminder alarm for Mon @ 10pm on Ch 5!!!

Monday, May 29, 2006

Another day went wrong...

Did I tell u my 15x Laser appt @ Wajah Beauty Centre ended last wk (20 May)?  Yeah. That day was also when they started my 1st (out of 10x) Facial.  Whoaa..blardy painful sia! Dunno what they pricking all!  So anyways, I've been waiting to find out wat they'll do after the 15x Laser ends & the problem is still not 100% cured.  This is wat they did.  Bcoz my face is such that sometimes it's ok, sometimes the dryness comes back, they can't leave me for a once a mth appt (facial) coz in between if my face has problems w/o Laser, they won't know, so they want me to sign on for another course of 15x Laser ($900++!!)!!  I wasn't too pleased, I refused to commit to it & wanted to think abt it.  But the boss insisted that she has to fix my appt...so yeah, they fixed my appt for Sat 27 May @ 5pm (coz I said Sun I've a wedding to attend).  Gd thing is I got all my 9 products (included in the $1,750 package).


It's been pissing me off, mom too.  I thought hard abt it & decided that if I can take care of my face well & it doesn't give any troubles, I wont go for the Laser appt (start a new course).  And yest, I really did it.  I didn't go.  I didn't call either, coz they'll psycho me to come.  It started storming from 1.30pm...I was hoping it wld carry on till 4pm so I can call them & give the rain as an excuse to cancel.  But it stopped raining earlier.


AnywaysFanaa...Fanaa (Yash Raj Films latest release starring Aamir & Kajol for the 1st time in a Yash Chopra's film.  Aamir & Kajol is also coming together after 9yrs since Ishq in 1997) released on Fri 26 May worldwide.  I was planning to catch it after work on Fri itself, but the moment I was still in office @ 7pm, that bug called laziness started biting!!  Coincidentally, Fri nite, my princess, Shazadi msg-ed something abt catching a hindi movie but no members etc etc...& I told her not to action coz I'm always on for a hindi movie!!  So yest morning when I woke up @ 12noon I got an sms from her asking if I'll be going for a hindi movie this wkend coz she wanna go.  TV program whole day sucks...and I know I'll be damn bored @ nite w/o gd programs on cable...so I decided to catch Fanaa.  There were 4 shows that we can make it for.  3.30pm, 5pm, 6.45pm & 8.30pm. 


3.30pm - cant make it already la;


5pm - too rush;


6.45pm - just nice;


8.30pm - gonna end late (we only catch this timing if it's after work on wkdays coz no choice, but no reason for this slot on wkends).


So we settled for 6.45pm slot.  Met Sha @ 5.45pm @ Bedok Interchange (she's late agn!! but we're not late for the show)...we reached Shaw 20 mins b4 the show starts.  While walking up, I told her "let's prepare for the worst.  Do we go for the 8.30pm show if the 6.45pm show is sold out?!"  We both agreed.  We reached the box office counter alright...whoaaa...so crowded (for the ticket queue & even worse for the refreshment queue!).  My migraine, which was already there wen I woke up, started to develop.  Unfortunately for us, whenever we're together, something or the other are bound to happen.  The 6.45pm tickets were sold out!!!  Damn!!  So much for our planning!!  So we asked for the 8.30pm show.  Gosh!! It was also four-fifth filled!!!  There was hardly any aisle seat at row M which I usually get.  So we were pushed to row G (3-seater).  But the lady later told us that seat cannot be booked, she claimed that the computer wont let her click, but I know it's coz since we're buying for 2, she wanna save it for 3 ppl.  Instead she pushed us 1 row down to row F (5 rows from the screen!!)...which was a 2-seat row.  It didn't look bad on screen except that the seat is on the extreme left, so it was stressful having to look up & look right throughout the 3-hr long movie!! Halfway thru the housefull movie, many times u have babies wailing!!  My migraine also started wailing inside my head!  The 3 behind us wasnt much of a help either coz they were noisy completing the sentences in the movie (bet they're watching it for the 2nd time!!).  The movie was already lengthy & they had to take a 10 min interval break!! Crap!!


So now that we've booked the 8.30pm show, wat does Madhuri & Sridevi do when they're caught in a situation where they've 2hrs to kill while waiting for a movie!?  Simple: They splurge on dinner @ Sofra!!  This time, with dessert in mind since Shazadi didn't get to have the pudding the last time I brought her there, due to time constraint!!  So there we were...in Sofra...oh, this time I let her take the view of the kitchen (chef-viewing).  We were happily having our meal...and then something happened to me. 


There's this uncle of mine, 'H', who had a soft spot for me but bcoz after getting to know each other I decided that we were not suitable for each other, he started to show attitude & refused to acknowledge me whenever we cross path.  His face wld b so long that it cld sweep the floor & he'd turn his head away (funny his neck nvr got locked!!) when passing by me!!  So childish right?!  Yeah...so anyways, a couple came in and was standing next to our table...when I happen to look up, I thought I saw 'H' - minus the moustache!  They were like bz searching for other tables...I was quite sure it was him, but since he chose to pretend not to see, I let it be.  After a while, the couple came back (no choice I guess) & got seated next to us.  By then, I got a btr glance of him & it's really him! He still wanna pretend not to see me...so fine, as tho I give a shit!!  But then, I got so uncomfy coz he was seated diagonally across me & I find it odd to be sitting near someone I know but supposed to pretend I don't know!!  All of a sudden, there was silence between Shazadi & I.  Think she just got off the phone or something when they came in, and after she hang up, I just cldn't bring myself to talk.  I was trying to get her attn but failed, so I decided to sms her to tell her abt it; that I wanna quickly get out of Sofra.  While sms-ing, the waiter came to clear our table & she prompted me for the dessert, which we've ordered.  I didn't have the heart to cancel the dessert...so I told the waiter to serve the dessert.  From the time 'H' came in, I cldn't digest my food.  I was quickly biting & swallowing my food; not chewing it properly.  Sha got my sms & understood the urgency, so after 15mins of torture, we finished our food & quickly made our way out.Mdsri  We had more than 1/2 hr to kill b4 8.30pm...so we walked arnd the building & we snapped some photos too.  Sha had to proof to her suspecting mom that she wasn't out with a guy...so yea, here's the evidence.  Oh well...I guess it's just our identity...whenever Madhuri & Sridevi comes together, something or the other is bound to go wrong!! 


After roaming arnd, 15mins b4 the show starts, we went to the theatre.  Sha bought her refreshments while I checked out Bombay Talkies (CD/VCD/DVD shop).  After that I decided I really need to empty my full tank or my stomach will burst during the movie!!  After I went to toilet, they finally opened the theatre & we headed in. 


Movie was alright.  It was too heavy.  Like Dil Se.  Except this one had a btr ending, not as anti-climax as Dil Se...where I was watching to see what happened & then Shahrukh & Manisha blasted in front of my eyes & the credits roll!!  Fanaa has a muslim background, abt a blind Kashmiri gal Zooni (Kajol) who fell in love with her casanova tour guide Rehan (Aamir) when she went to Delhi for some cultural performance.  They spent time together, to a pt of sleeping with each other just b4 Zooni was supposed to return to Kashmir.  Rehan decided that he cldn't live w/o Zooni & took her back.  Zooni called her parents to inform that she's getting married to Rehan & asked them to come to Delhi.  They didn't show the wedding (I guess, it's left to our interpretation), but the next scene shows Zooni going for her eye checkup & the doctor suggesting a cornea transplant.  While Zooni undergoes the surgery, Rehan goes to fetch Zooni's parents from the train station.  After the surgery (yippeee, Kajol's not blind anymore!), Zooni got a bad news that Rehan was supposedly killed in a terrorist attack to the president's house (yawwnnnn).  Of coz, Rehan didn't really die, he just plotted his death but he was very much alive & changed his look & proceeded to his next terrorist mission!!!   Whooaaa...Aamir & terrorist...a bit to heavy for me to digest!!  If you think I was gonna write the whole movie here...think agn...Sha paid $10 for my tickets, I'm not abt to give u all free movie here...GO WATCH IT YOURSELF!!  The cinematography is superb (I wish I was there!)...songs picturisation is brilliant, most of the songs were good to hear.  Acting, cant say much if it's Aamir & Kajol...beyond perfection, I cant find a word.  But yeah, considering I'm more of a romantic comedy person, Fanaa was a little too heavy for me.


We left the theatre @ 11.30pm...I was already having a horrible migraine, so I suggested we take a cab home.  Dropped Shazadi home 1st...I already warned her I was gonna be very quiet in the cab coz if I talk, I'll end up vomiting.  Luckily the driver was nice enuf to accede to my request to wind down my window as I was unwell.  I've also warned Shazadi not to be shocked if I end up vomiting in the cab; she juz needs to look away, that's all!  She had a plastic bag with her...for standby...but I think she forgot to leave the bag for me when she alighted the cab!!  Hahaha...so from Chai Chee to Tampines, I was praying hard that I don't puke!! It was just a 10mins journey, reached abt 12.40am, I quickly paid & got out of the cab.  The moment I reached home, grabbed my towels/pyjamas, locked the bathroom door & started puking!!!  My lunch & undigested dinner came out in chunks!!! Puked for a whole 15mins...at the rate it wont stop, I almost thought my intestines will come out as well!


After a hard time flushing my vomit down the sink, I showered, massaged axe-oil & slept soundly from 1am...woke up almost 12 noon!!  Feeling btr.  Not going for Wirza's sis wedding coz it's raining quite heavily.  Mom & Dad going out to Carrefour later if the rain subsides (I may wanna join to get some car-accessories...it's nice to tag along wif Dad coz he does all the paying...heehee!).  After Carrefour...I've 3 movies to watch.  Gangster, Neal n Nikki & the movie on Central which I recorded yest afternoon - Lakeer


Ciao ciao!


PS: Princess, sorry we had a screwed-up outing.  I promise the next outing will not be like this.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Aishwarya Rai dead?! Who cares!!

Beat this!!


In a span of 1hr (while @ work this afternoon), I got 3 calls from 3 different ppl asking 1 same question:


"Is it true Aishwarya Rai died...in an accident?"


After the 1st call, the next call onwards, the moment they started with "I wanna ask u if it's true..." I was able to cut them off halfway as I knew what the qn was!  Gosh it's so irritating.  They got the wrong person to check the validity of the news.  Don't they know I detest her?! 


I repeat my answer to the 1st caller: "Oh gaawwwddd...who cares!!  I don't give a damn if she's dead or alive...if she's really dead, I'm the happiest!"  Then agn, there was always such rumours...'Shahrukh was shot dead'; 'Kajol died in a road accident'..so I put the 1st caller on hold & googled.  Got nothing out of the search, so I'm pretty sure it's just some prank on email or sms.  So when the 2nd & 3rd caller asked me the same, I told them: "I think it's a prank but if I find anything that confirms the news, I'll update u."


Few hrs later, I was still not convinced that I cldn't find anything...so I tried to google agn & got this!  Ahaaa...this muz be wat's doing all the magic!  My 1st thought was whoever read this & believed it must be really dumb coz nowhere in the article did it mention Bollywood actress.  What?! U think there can only be 1 Aishwarya Rai in the world?!?!  Next thought: If it's really her, c'mon, wldn't her picture be used?!  And then, as I reached the end of the article, this caught my attn:


For more information about this story & source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information 


Curiosity killed this cat...I clicked the link & there u go - MYSTERY SOLVED - it was indeed a net-prank afterall!  Of coz, deep down I'd wish the rumours were true...*I'll take back what I juz said if she leaves my Abhishek alone!*


On a separate note, whoever did this prank must be an Aish-hater...so all's well that ends well, it's nice to know I have company.  Hehehe...


Anyways, the blank template of the article (before inserting any name) looks like this

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Biggest dilemma ever

They say "opportunity rarely knocks on your door".  And when it does "opportunity doesn't knock twice"!!


At 30, I face the biggest dilemma of my life.  Few months back, my department's former director (Mr K.T.K.), whom I've been keeping in touch with eversince he retired more than a couple of years back, emailed to ask if I'm open to the idea of relocating to India for a job opportunity at Delhi Airport.  I politely declined telling him that I'm not planning to migrate of out S'pore at this point of time due to family commitments.  Really, moving out of S'pore is something unthinkable for me...esp. NOT India (as though Little India in S'pore is not bad enuf! Hah!)


Many months later, on Sun, Mr KTK happen to sms me at night abt a job opportunity and if I've any names in mind as he's been given the task to recruit 1 or 2 mid-management level staff for mall or retail management post.  Today, he called me to catch up.  And he told me "I know I've asked u this b4 & u've told me no, but I'd like to ask u agn...how wld u like to take up a job posting overseas?"  Delhi_airportAfter clarifying, I realised the job he was sms-ing abt was actually the Delhi Airport job he had me in mind many mths back!!!  I had someone in mind to recommend to him...but he just thinks that if there's anyone suitable for the job (based on experience), it's someone from my office & he just thinks I'm best suited for the job!!  He asked me abt my annual package here & when I told him it's near $30k per annum, he asked me "how's $100k per annum for you...accomodation provided...u get to go back home every mth".  I cld juz answer him "It's tempting Mr K...but really I can't relocate due to family commitments".


He really dwelled into the "family commitment" thing & he tried really hard to convince me abt technology linking me back to my family back home, etc etc.  He reminded me to give it a serious reconsideration, take my time & then let him know.  The remuneration package is up to me to negotiate (either 2 or 3 yrs contract, $100k with accomodation, how often I want my to & fro home trip to be).


While I argued abt upbringing & personal goals, he tried to make me see sense on opportunity that doesn't come by in one's life too often.  I agree.  It's really tempting.  But my culture & upbringing...I know my parents won't be receptive to such an idea.  At the same time, I'm not sure if I can live independently in a foreign place for 2 yrs (I may juz get homesick & hell, who's gonna help me kill the lizard if there's 1 in my room & my mom's not wif me!!??).  But $100k per year is so unimaginable!!  Imagine, in 2 yrs, I'd have $200k!!  Way beyond my financial plan, which I'm supposed to be having $20k cash savings by 2008!!!


All the frens I consulted are telling me to GO FOR IT (ya, ya, easier said that done ok!) bcoz of the moolah...but then...if I'm there, something happens to my granny (nauzubillah min zaliq)...I won't be able to come back in time to see her.  Plus, my parents will give me this "We tell u to get married u dowan, now u wanna leave S'pore for 2 yrs & wen u come back u'll be 32 & still unmarried bla bla bla bla".  Gosh ... I was thinking, if I'm unmarried @ 30, wat's the big difference wif 32?!?!


Ok ok...I know I'm thinking too much.    But the point is... this is possibly the biggest dilemma of my life...EVER!!  Something I want to grab, yet something's stopping me.  I shld do some research on Delhi Airport & life in India.... but whether or not I grab this offer, I definitely wil tell my parents abt it...coz I need them to know my worth ($100k per year!!)!! Hak!!


NOTE: Concurrently, I'm handing down the offer to my colleague (from same office) who's more receptive to the idea of relocating.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Visit to Granny's went wrong...

I didn't sleep well on last night...so I refused to get off the bed till almost 12 noon.  I woke up fine, washed up & then watched Zee TV till 2pm.  By then, migraine was slowly coming.  After 'Kareena Kareena' (repeat telecast of my fave comedy serial on Zee TV last yr) ended @ 2pm, I went to shower.  By then the boys (Dad & Bro) came back from Friday prayers & while Mom served Dad lunch, I got ready.  As soon as I was ready, it started pouring (sigh)!  We waited arnd for abt 1/2hr till I decided there's no pt waiting & thus I used an umbrella (Wow! Umbrella & I...umbrella must be so delighted!!!!) to go to the car & drove to under a shelther to fetch Mom.  Then, zoom we went to Granny's place. 


Funny thing, it wasn't raining in Bedok!!  My Mak Besar (Mom's eldest Sis) wasn't home.  Only Granny, my cuz Nizam & Mak Ani's (my youngest & fave aunt) kids Iman & Nabil were arnd. 


Granny juz came back from dialysis so she wasn't feeling too well (no appetite etc), so I told we'll sit in the living room instead of the kitchen as it'll be more comfortable for her...plus the kids were in there.  I had a gr8 time playing wif the boys...Nabil_2 Nabil esp has always been a handful; He's so hyper-active & hav a high threshold for pain (the tip of his left middle finger almost severed when his fingers got shut by a slammed door last yr, yet his naughtiness isn't reduced!!)!  Oh btw, he juz turned 3 on Mon 8 May (Alhamdulillah)!  Clownsharu_2 It wasn't easy to make him don this clown hat, instead he made me put it on!  His older bro, Iman (7) used 2b my darling (I was his "galfren")...but after going to Nursery, he changed; Naughty, stubborn, ya-ya, arrogant etc.  So we kinda drifted apart.  But he still enjoys my co. coz he sees me as a wonderful playmate!Iman_2   BUT, I'm always fighting wif him for something or the other.  Today, I was fighting with him over that cute lil doll on his lap - Master Bob!!  It's got Shahrukh's kinda beary hair!  Cute na?!  I was so fascinated by the thick hair that I started showing my hairstyling talent (ahem!).  I was trying 1 hairstyle after another & Iman kept snatching it from me & re-doing the hair to original.Masterbob Masterbob2 After a while, I got irritated with him & while he was engrossed playing something else...I practised my hairstyle skills & snapped some shots to preserve.




After that...Nabil's mischief got a lil unbearable, he starting jumping abt, stomping his feet...b4 I realise it, my migraine got worse til I had to ask Mom for panadol.  Granny's been pestering me to make a drink for myself (my routine, I always tell my Mak Besar & Granny not to worry abt us...I'll make myself @ home...I usually will make my own drink, Milo, whenever I'm there).  By the time I took the panadol, I knew that there's no way I'll be able to have anything.  I realise I was in deep trouble; Now who's gonna drive!?  I tried to lie down to rest (next to Nabil when he put Master Bob to sleep next to him)...but oh well, Nabil cld only keep still for 1 min!!!  I wanted to go back but my cuz Nizam told us to hang on as his mom, was on the way back (oh, I 4got to mention, they've actually gone to Nizam's gf's hse to fix their wedding for this Dec)...so I told mom "ok la, let's wait for them".  I decided to borrow Granny's room to lie down in peace.  I was there for abt 1/2hr...then mom came telling me to let's go home...I told her to wait for Mak Besar, not very nice, ppl rushing back for us & we leave.  I somehow cld sense that Mom's not happy...so that kinda added on to my migraine. 


It was raining earlier, so we waited, but I realised that we really shld head home now that it's stopped raining...so I went out of the room & signaled to mom to go home.  I know Granny wasn't happy coz I didn't drink anything & Mak Besar was also almost reaching already...but I told her I can't tahan already & if the migraine gets worst or the panadol sets in, I'll get drowsy & won't be able to drive.  So they let us go, half-heartedly.


It was a terrible mistake!!  The moment I drove out of the carpark, I was starting to feel nauseous.  I asked Mom if she had a spare plastic bag.  The moment she took it out, I put on the hazard light, stopped the car by the kerbside, grabbed the plastic bag & threw up!!!!  So much that the plastic wasn't enough...so I told her to stay in the car, I got out & continued vomitting next to a tree on the kerbside.  My whole lunch (lontong) came out...after I felt btr, I opened the trunk & took out the water bottle & cleaned myself up, got in the car, turn off the aircon & wound down the window.  I think my mistake was that I had turned on the aircon (not advisable in a car if u're unwell)!!  Hmmm... anyways...dunno how I did it...but we reached home safe & sound anyways!!  On the way, Mom confessed that even she was having a splitting headache... that's y she came into the room to ask me to go back.  Sigh!!  The thing abt me is I don't like ppl beating abt the bush...I value honesty!!!  If she had told me clearly the reason, I'd have obliged...but she was coming up with excuses like "let's go home, u'll fall asleep if u lie down, etc etc"...I'm quite sick of her always shifting the blame on me instead of admitting her own weakness.  Guess, she'll nvr change.  Gd thing is, she wanted to go to Expo after visiting Granny, but since both were down, the Expo plan was shelved as we both wanted to juz head straight home!  I came back home...headed for the shower straight...vomitting II took place...after that I massaged myself with axe-oil & slept for 4.5hrs (5.30-10pm).


So this has been Vesak Day 2006 for me.  Tomorrow's gonna be a long day @ Khala's hse...Sun will be my facial/laser appt & then it's work agn on Mon...Life goes on...jeena isi ka naam hai!


Pictures: Courtesy of Nokia 6280

Friday, May 12, 2006

Longgg break from work....

Oookkkaaayyy...past 2 days (yesterday & today) has been great...away from work, on course (in airport still)...CARE Officer skill based course.  CARE Officer is a voluntary thing requested by MCYS - CARE Officers are assigned as buddies to next-of-kin of victims in a disaster. 


The course was fun (esp. the role-plays, ie. acting!!)...the people I met were equally wonderful!  It's nice to be away from office for so long...except for lunch time on both days, I dropped by office to send out urgent official emails...but it's ok coz I managed to avoid most of the people (incl the bosses!).  In fact, my last day at work was Tues morning (after a boring draggy meeting).  After that I left for survey with this thing in mind that I won't be back till Mon (15 May - aka Madhuri's b'day!) ...yippee!!


Tomorrow's a PH and as usual, the 1st weekend upon payday, I'll make a visit to Granny to give her allowance & also inject some cheer (ahem!) into her boring life...Since this Sat my Khala (Mom's elder Sis) @ Simei is doing her grandson's 'cukur rambut' ceremony, I told Mom that I'd like to visit Granny tomorrow (errmm..plus it's PH, thus free parking! Hehehe...)...and I wanna bring kueh lopis for her (she like!!)...So since I'm home early (6pm) today, I went out agn to buy the ingredients for mom to make kueh lopis for Granny.  Really looking forward to spend some good moments with my darling ... my Granny!!

Saturday, May 6, 2006

I lied...

...my RETAIL THERAPY didn't really end with the Nokia 6280!


...I had made appt for spa treatment @ Citra Ayu (located @ Bedok).  My colleague, Kak Misah, wanted to pamper herself (for once, wif her Progress Package bonus) & I was also in need of a massage (been a yr!!) so I thot y not tag along.  She had Wanyan Retreat (located @ Bussorah St) in mind, but after enquiring, it was too costly ($200++)...I wasn't prepared to spend dat kinda amt for a massage (my budget is below $150). 


I suggested Citra Ayu to her as 1 of my fren goes there for facial.  After enquiring, Kak Misah was so excited coz there was a 4-in-1 package (consisting of sauna, massage, body scrub & jacuzzi milk bath) for $140.  We fixed our appt for 2pm on 5th May (I was bz & she was broke in Apr, otherwise, we cld hav had a 20% disc if we had gone in Apr!!)!!  So u see, this thingy was arranged even b4 the Nokia 6280 came.


So yeah..today we left office @ 1.30pm (I drove).  We spent abt 3hrs der:-


1. The shocking part of the whole experience -> the sauna (gosh, I almost got roasted in there!!). 


2. The syiokest part of the whole experience -> the jacuzzi milk bath (whoaaa...feels like a princess bathing in a bath tub!). 


3. The worst part of the whole experience -> the unbearable pain of the massage & the scrub, I wasn't sure which was more painful (my threshold for pain on the thigh & shin is very low!). 


4. The oddest part of the whole experience -> stripping (outside of home) to a total stranger!!!


5. The unbelievable part of the whole experience -> succumbing to the temptation to purchase a promotional $80 voucher for a makeover session, afterwhich you can claim beauty products worth $80 (so technically the makeover is free la!), thus making the total damage for the day...$220!!


THE MAKEOVER STORY:


On Wed nite, my colleague "K", who can nvr live in peace if she doesn't irritate me for 1 day, sms-ed me this: "Why does beautiful Indian ladies have to take bus no. 34 with me!??!  Hmmm...if only I've my magic wand wif me, I can at least make all of them look like...Sharbina!"  [U see, she gets heartache wen she sees beautiful woman, perhaps wishing she's half as beautiful as them!]  So to that statement of hers, the string of sms-es below followed:


I: "Do u hav insurance?!" 


K: "No, y?"


I: "Nothing, I'm doing sideline, INSURANCE AGENT"


K: "R u serious?"


I: "No...actualy I was thinking mayb u shld get urself a policy coz der's a possibility u mite be murdered tomoro!"


Later @ nite (1.40am actualy), wen I sms-ed to inform of my new hp no., she sms-ed me: "Stil awake?  Sitting in front of the TV plotting my murder, is it?!  MURDER SHE PLOT." 


Yea yea yea...very funny!!  So that kept me thinking...wat wld be the best way to murder her eh!??!  The thing is, she's nvr seen me fully groomed/made-up (for functions, wedding etc)...all her life, she's only seen the natural (beauty) me!!  So an idea struck me!!  I'll do a makeover & show her the photos!!!  Hopefully I'd look at least 20% like Madhuri (yea, fat hope!!)...then she'll really die standing!!!  The only pt I wanna prove to her is that those "beautiful" ladies (they're stewardesses actually) she's been comparing me wif...look gd only bcoz they're so made-up...shed the make-up off their faces, I think they'll look like any ordinary person like me & her! 


So while I was prepared to spend slightly above $100 for a makeover, I got a gd bargain ($80...plus products) so why not!?!?!?!  I guess, this will be the only time I'll get to stretch the limit of my looks...just for vanity sake!!


Ok I prrromise...this will really wrap up my RETAIL THERAPY.  Really...coz my bank balance have gone back to $0 & as though that's not enough, I've even touched my savings!! 


A final glance at the total damages as a result of my recent depression:


1. 6 Apr   - $154 (SD card + car accessories)


2. 10 Apr - $215 (portable hard disk)


3. 30 Apr - $300 (bridal bedsheet set)


4. 3 May  - $388 (Nokia 6280)


5. 5 May  - $220 (Citra Ayu)


TOTAL DAMAGE: $1,277


PSYCHIATRIST CONCLUSION: The RETAIL THERAPY didn't really work; Patient has really gone out of her mind; Beyond cure; To be admitted to a mental asylum w/o further delay!! 


[UPDATE - 1 JUN 2006: The makeover plan has been shelved.  I'm not keen anymore as I find the shop is doing a con job, keep twisting their words & not keeping to what they initially promised...plus I'm not abt to risk damaging my face after spending so much to cure it.  Luckily 4 me, Maslin revealed her keenness just in time & I managed to sell the $80 voucher to her instead!!  Phew!]

Thursday, May 4, 2006

Officially the proud owner of....

...this!!!    Nokia6280


Which also means the end of my RETAIL THERAPY!!  I may have been blessed with some additional wealth lately, but hell, I didn't win a lottery ok...so I btr stop it b4 I go broke!

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Beauty and the Beast

Funny dat while all the classic TV series like The A-Team & Knight Rider are being telecasted on TV and Cable TV agn today, one show still remains unseen since 1990. Bb1_2 The show I 1st fell in love with Linda Hamilton...the show I'd cry if I miss even a single episode (apart from Beverly Hills 90210)...the show I had to swallow my pride & BEGGED mom to allow me to sleep 1hr later (back then, our bedtime curfew was 9.30pm!) on the day of the week it's being shown on TV (of coz, all I got was 'u can record the show & watch it over the wkend!').



19 years later, I'm realy tired of waiting & hoping dat Cable TV would 1 day telecast the series again.  Funny that I can't even find it's VCD or DVD anywhere in S'pore!!!   So...if anyone sees it anywhere...do let me know...coz I badly miss the show...errmmm, I miss my teenage yrs too!

Monday, May 1, 2006

It's...Superman!!!

Finally...they've gotten Superman that does justice to the original Christopher Reeve (the late)!!  I grew up adoring Christopher Reeve, thinking he's really SUPERMAN!!  Ever since he's not Superman anymore, I've completely stopped watching the show bcoz all the new actors they have in the show (Dean Cain lah, Tom Welling lah) are just nowhere near my childhood's image of Superman!!!  Finally someone, in the form of Brandon James Routh, does justice to Reeve!Brandonrough_superman_3 Supermanbrandonrough_1Superman_brandonrough_2