How old r u? (Specially for Nikky)

Nikky! Your wish is my command!!
You wanted to hear Amsyar talk nonsense right? That's what you're gonna get here! I managed to record him on candid camera and asked the million-dollar question and got that five-dollar answer from him (you know...five-dollar...a slap on the cheek!)...and he answer it with a no-guilt look on his face some more!
"What's your name?"
Amsyar: "Mohd Amsyar..."
"How old are you?"
Amsyar: "Mohd 2..." (on normal circumstances, he'll ans properly with a "2..."...but on abnormal circumstances...you'll get a "Mohd 2..." or some other rubbish that he can think of!!!)